(From the early days)
1. If you are the first to arrive and the last to leave on a game day.
2. If you develop a small cough every game day and always know the proper remedy.
3. If you always have plenty of cooking utensils handy, even spatulas hanging from trees.
4. If you are able to propel marshmallows, big & small, at your friends & family by any means necessary.
5. If you are the most sober person in the town of Clemson and still manage to crash a moped into a parked vehicle.
6. If you can cook and eat seventy pork chops and still have some to share with neighbors and parking lot attendants.
7. If they know you by name at the Highway 123 Comfort Inn and are establishing a room in your honor.
8. If you own at least two items with the word "ESSO" printed on them.
9. If you have ever "attempted" to squat in the woods around campus.
10. If you think you could hit a seven iron from Lot 7 onto the roof of Sirrine Hall.
11. If you are the loudest cheerleader in Clemson...with or without amplification.
12. If you know what is the "Most Exciting 25 Seconds in College Football".
13. If you know all the words to Tiger cheers and the Alma Mater and shout them to whomever you see and wherever you are.
14. If you welcome everyone including family, friends, friends of friends, some Yankees, and even temporary "left coasters".
15. If our team wins or loses, there is lots of love, laughter, and Tiger spirit.
16. If you somehow manage to crash a golf cart into the bushes.
Thanks to Steve & Melissa, who WERE our "left coasters" for compiling this Loonie List!
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